Levels of Hell

The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo

BYU Cougar Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Pro-Amendment Crowd
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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