Zulo! Kaka zaharra! Putasemea! Zure ama emagaldua da!

There is an annoying lack of Basque-English translations sites out there, I did find a few Basque-French ones, but anybody that knows me, knows I do no like having to read French! (yet it is, strangly enough, my strongest discipline), but still! Kaka zaharra!

Admittedly the best thing about English is that it is the child of a whore and a bastard - half the European languages are semi-familiar 'cause we nicked half our words, rules, grammar and structure from everybody else.

Of course Basque being related to no other known language on the face of the planet means, I cannot even do that!