Amazingly Stupid Thoughts

I think beauty pageants need some basic reforms. Why is it that Miss America can never solve world hunger? It's simple. Two words: term limits. Miss America only has one year to solve world hunger. Even the president of the US has possibly 8 years to solve US problems but how is a lady suppose to fix a world problem such as hunger in a single year? You'd think that after a hundred years of beauty pageants that world hunger would be a thing of the past.

A few years ago, a Miss Universe from a Latin American country (I dont remember which) caused some controversy after she gained a few pounds after winning Miss Universe. What's wrong with that? She was simply solving world hunger. If I starved myself to be a Miss Universe contestant, I too would be motherfucking hungry.