Visiting Herriman

So I actually did go to Herriman. Lord it is so BFE, it is beautiful, lovely, well of, respectable and nice BFE, but it is still BFE all the way (especially since it it like at 13400 South and 6400 West). I will admit that the Toxic Slag Mountains of Kennecutt do make for a picturesque sunset view. Of course I would never drink the ground water with them around, but visually, quiet nice.

I was in the Fort Herriman Days Parade. It was quiet nice. But long, I swear I walked the entire length and breath of Herrimen. But we got alot of positive feedback and it was nice to all be in matching shirts.

The only issue is we where two positions in front of the Riverton Junior High Brass Band. I swear if I ever hear "Stars and Stripes Forever" again it will be to soon. At least we where not behind the karoke float (I was in front of one a couple of years ago in the Sunset Parade... it was bad).

I ended up getting quiet windy in the end, odd considering Herriman is closely surrounded on two sides by mountains (both of the natural and slag heap variety). Frankly got this excellent photo of me in the wind. I need to get a copy.

Yikes I cannot believe I have written an entire entry on Herriman of all places. Well stranger things have happened...

Your Psych-Ward diagnosis

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Anxiety Disorder
Diagnosis: General Anxiety Disorder. Excessive anxiety or worry occurring more days than not over a significant period of time. These worries can be associated with a number of events or activities. In addition, the individual finds it difficult to control the worry. Can be marked by physical signs of tension, hyperactivity, and lack of ability to respond in a positive or productive manner to problems or difficulties as they arise.

Which Natural Disaster Are You?

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Earthquake
You are the rock beneath everyone's feet. You are as stable and reliable as the earth itself. It's hard to imagine it, but when have had it, you affect everyone around you. You are an earthquake.

Which American City Are You?

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Boston
You are under-world power and old-world tradition. You get the job done and it's better if nobody asks how.

Hogging down to Hogwarts

Your Years at Hogwarts by nevermindless
Name:
The Sorting Hat places you in:	Gryffindor (Red and Gold)
Subject you are naturally best at:	Transfiguration
Your favorite book:	Hogwarts: A History
Pet you bring to school:	Sooty - Bubo Eagle Owl
You are most known for:	Captain of the Quiddich Team.
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Collecting Frisbees

I wanna play Ultimate Frisbee this summer! I really do want to play it bad.

Actually I have by chance started a collection of normal frisbees. I am going to so many festivals, parades and events recently where organisations give away free stuff. And normally there is at least one frisbee in that mix. I got a Qwest frisbee from when I attended Juneteenth and a Wells Fargo frisbee from when I attended Pride Day. I have a few more events over the next couple of weeks, and I plan to collect more.

Though I still need somebody to play ulitimate frisbee with.

So is it a gift or a curse?

I really have had better days. And what is worse I know have a slight headache to boot. I think I might just curl up and go to bed.

I seriously feel like I have somehow pissed everybody I know off and it is really getting to me. I feel rotten that I could of said or did something.

Are you a quiz whore?

OKAY... OFFICALLY BORED WITH THESE QUIZZES... FOR NOW

You Are "80% Quiz Whore"!

The difference between a whore and an addict? An addict can't stop - a whore doesn't want to.



And while you're not a full fledged whore yet, you're pretty damn close.



If you see a quiz, you take it. You've taken so many quizzes that you've forgotten which ones you haven't done.



Wake up. Take quiz. Post. Take quiz. Cheat. Post. Bug friends to take quiz. Eat breakfast while taking quiz... Sound familiar?



Are You a Quiz Whore?

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Do You Take It Up The Butt?

You Are an Ass Target!

You are a butt sex afficiando of sorts - you love receiving

And being a total bottom makes you a prized commodity... and take full advantage

Sure you'll bend over, but only for dinner, drinks, and diamonds

You give a whole new meaning to "Work That Ass!"



Do You Take It Up The Butt?

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Should you go gay?

You Should Consider Going Gay

You know the old saying: "Bi Now, Gay Later"

Well, you've got the bi part down ... to say the least

So you like a little hot dog with your buns. Nothing wrong with that.

But you may find over time that pussy is just not your thing



Should You Go Gay?

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How Does Your Blow Job Rate?

You Are 100% Skilled @ Blowjobs!

Woo Hoo! You are 100% skilled when it comes to sucking dick. Who could have thought that one person could possibly suck and blow at the same time.

You have got it going on in the tongue tango department.

Your lover is the luckiest man alive.

You know how to handle Mr Happy in every way unimaginable.

In your eyes, the penis is your friend.

You enjoy giving oral sex, and it is without a doubt enjoyed!



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Are you fuckable?

You Are F***-able!

And boy do you ever take advantage of your do-ability. And why not?

If you can score, why not go for it? And no matter how many steamy affairs you have...

Well, you always seem to find more. And no wonder - you are hot from any perspective.

Hot attitude, hot appearance, and hot passion equals tons of hot screwing!



Are You F***able?

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Which "Sex and the City" Girl is most like you?

You Are Most Like Charlotte! You are the ultimate romantic idealist You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love. If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever. And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you. Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)? Could be very serious - if you play your cards right! Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You Most Like? Take This Quiz Right Now! Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

What Pinup are you?

meoww, you're the sex kitten. One pose and you're
on fire! No wonder you have all the men
drooling over you ;)


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Is your guy a metrosexual?

Damn. I did this test using me as the template. I guess I really am confused now... LOL

Your Guy Doesn't Even Know Any Metrosexuals! Your boyfriend is more hetero than John Wayne. End of story. While it may be hard to get him to go dancing or shopping... You know that he can always stand up for and take care of you. Which is waaaay more attractive than a few well placed highlights. Is He a Metrosexual? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Where is Your Secret Erogenous Zone?

Your Erogenous Zone Is Your Neck

You're particularly sensitive to kisses on your neck

But you don't mind a hickie every now and then either

Ask your partner to kiss right behind your ear

Because chances are, that's the most sensitive spot on your body



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What's Kind of Panties Are *You*?

You Are Hipster Panties!

Modern, sleek, and comfy.

Sexy, but not trashy!




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Discover your sickness

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	58.3% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	65.1%
Shamelessness	85.7% Has yet to see self in mirror	79.4%
Sex Drive	50% A fool for love, but not always	77.7%
Straightness	98.2% Just go fuck something, okay?	44.9%
Gayness	3.6% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	83.6%
Fucking Sick	94.7% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 66.75% pure Average Score: 72.7%
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What Narnia book are you?

The only book which doesn't take place in Narnia at all, per se, you're the story of a voyage to find the end of the world and hopefully the Seven Lost Lords (remember Rhoop!). You contain some of the most unique people and places and beautiful descriptions of the whole series.


Find out which Chronicles of Narnia book you are.

Heh. "The Horse And His Boy" was by far my favorite of the books, but I did like this one as well. Actually I loved them all.

Move the fuck over Miss Daisy!

I can accept slow drivers in the right hand lane, that is where they should be, that is the place those stupid videos at Drivers Ed tell them to be (remember that Disney one with the guy that looked like Goofy?). But when they are in the far left hand lane and still going 10 fricking miles BELOW the speed limit (and that is the speed limit in the right hand land, not the progressive increases that would occur in the other lanes), THAT is a hazard and they should be pulled over and have given a good finger wagging.

Other then that I had a great day. I went for a job up City Creek today. Mainly to get exercise, but I have to admit there was a little bit of me that wanted to get rid of the wife-beater tan line I got last week. When I finished the jog, I had the oddest... and strongest craving for beer and stake (carbs and proteins I guess). Well luckily as soon as a refreshened I was off to Nichole's for a BBQ her dad and her where having.

So two hand burgers, two hot dogs, a couple of beers and a nice glass of red later, I was full and content.

The wheather was a bit freaky, one minute as hot as buggery the next minute showers and snap chills. Oh well. At least it cooled out and there was a happy medium in the end.

I feel (almost) famous....

Holy Double Rainbow Batman (aka I wish I brought my camera)

When I was leaving my office today, I saw a double rainbow. Not just any double rainbow. BOTH rainbows where a full 180 degrees rainbows I could see where both rainbows faded into the houses on both ends. The North end was up by the university and the south end was down near 9th & 9th. The things where HUGE! It was a magnificant site and I felt like I could seriously reach out and touch it. The sky was already a funny yellow colour due to all these storms. But wowsers!

I seriously wish I had my camera with me. I would of been a seriously beautiful set of photos. The inner rainbow was very vivid and you can easily see all the colours as they where very bright. The outer rainbow was not as bright, but it still was impressive.

How Old is your inner child?

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


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Which happy bunny are you?

congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud


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Must... Stay... Awake...

So tired. So very very tired. More tired then a bad Adam Sandler joke about male neither regions.

Pulled an all nighter doing that damn Agricultural Employment report. Such a dry horrid, BORING subject.

Presented it at the 8:00am meeting, did good, cannot complain, got more research as a reward (oh joy!). Must learn to shut mouth...

Cola is my friend. Caffine. Mountain Dew.

Foam water melt in my eyes

Word of caution. Foam and other glycerin based soap products will cause major irritation in ones eyes.

A friend was telling me about his new GMail account today. I am somewhat envious. I wish I had one. They do sound good. I guess I am a really geeky person cause I hate deleteing email and always go back to old e-mail for references and notes no matter how old they are.

Life's little moments

I had a good venting session with Marcie today. The great thing about Marcie is that we get to vent each of our personal fraustrations to each other and know it will be confidencial and will not get out to the people we are venting about.

Though the thing is just getting it out of the system really does help and I feel I know can now have greater clarity in sorting out my problems and situations.

Went over to Lindsey's house tonight. Originally she just wanted to show me her new house since she just moved in, then go out shopping. We didn't get to go shopping but we hung out at her house watching silly MTV programing involving stupid celebrities.

It actually go distrubingly domestic after a while when she starting to cook dinner and I helped her out by cleaning up her backyard and putting everything away for her.

Vote One for Me as President!

Since I have Pride Day on the weekend I decided to go thrift shopping at the local DI yesterday to see if I can find something completely outrageous to wear (sadly normal stores are completely boring in terms for fun clothing).

Nothing great, did buy a couple of ordinary things, but I did find, believe it or not a "Orrin Hatch for President" tshirt. Its novelty value alone was worth the price (all of three bucks).

I am really wanting to dye my hair for some reason. No idea why. Maybe dye it orange. (yeah, shock horror at the colour).

My mother made some colsaw tonight. It was full of onions and mustard. It was the hottest colsaw I ever had. I didn't even know colcaw could be made hot!!!

50 worst songs... I don't know...

I know I am somewhat late on this particular game, but just call me a slow poke. A few weeks ago "Blender Magazine" http://www.blender.com/articles/article_786.html came out with a list of its 50 worst songs of all time. After looking at the list I don't really know if it is really a list of the 50 worst songs of all time (I can think of alot worse ones). And frankly there are alot of songs on that list I DO LIKE!

Especially the so-called number one worst song on that list "We Build This City" by Starship. I love this song. This seriously is the first mainstream rock/pop song I remember listening to (on the car radio) and liking, and remember the lyrics to (well the chorus - I was like 5) and singing along to. Okay call it sentimental bias, but I really do like that song!

Okay with the list, being the geek that I am, I have bolded all the songs I really do like on it, so without further ado:

1. We Built This City ... Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus I loved this at one point.
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys (I loved the Muppets version better actually.)
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something (I adore this song)
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ...Billy Joel
42. The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel (Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?)
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion

Crikey, I didn't realise that there where so many songs on that list I actually do like, though I think the list is truly flawed without such "classics" on it as "Agadoo" By Black Lace, "Star Trakking" By Dr. Demento (well actually any Dr. Demento song can be on that list) and that horrid Don Johnson song from his "Miami Vice" days just to name a few.

Of course, being a real geek I must list what songs I physically own on CE, weather it be an album, single or complimation track.

1. We Built This City ... Starship
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion

Okay that wasn't as bad as I thought, but that is mainly cause I am not a huge buyer of CDs these days. About 4-5 years ago, I use to spend all my spare money on new CDs, but these days I am really not into CDs these much, and if I do on that rare occassion buy them, it will be by old favorite artists.

Laura Pausini - Surrender

SURRENDER (Laura Pausini)

I can't pretend anymore
That I am not affected, I'm not moved
I can't lie to myself that I'm not always thinking of you
You make me strong
You show me I'm not weak to fall in love
When I thought I'd never need now I can't get enough

I always made it on my own
I always thought that I would keep control
You changed everything I believe in
And now I just can't fight this feeling baby

I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I raise my hands and I surrender
I don't wanna resist 'cause your touch and your kiss
Have shattered my defenses
I surrender
I have to admit that I
Never thought I'd need someone this way
CAUSE You opened my eyes so that I I can see so much more

I always made it on my own
I always thought that I would keep control
You changed everything I believe in
And now I just can't fight this feeling baby

I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me
I raise my hands and I surrender
I don't wanna resist 'cause your touch and your kiss
Have shattered my defenses
I surrender
I have to admit that I
Never thought I'd need someone this way
CAUSE You opened my eyes so that I I can see so much more

I surrender to this feeling in my heart
I surrender to the safety of your arms
To the touch of your lips
To the taste of your kissES

I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me

I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without you..........

I surrender
I raise my hands and I surrender
'Cause your love is too strong and I can't go on
Without your tender arms around me

I surrender
I can't pretend anymore
I can't lie to myself that I'm not always thinking of you

Fucking Hilarious...

I have been playing this game for the last hour. It is freaking hilarious. rather easy in fact. I clocked it pretty fast, the only issue was I needed to use the potty while fighting Darth Rumsfeld and I couldn't find the pause button, and thus I lost Edwards in the battle while I rushed upstairs to relieve myself on the loo.

Hilarious none the less.

Levels of Hell

The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo

BYU Cougar Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Pro-Amendment Crowd
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Which male celebrity are you going to marry?

Me no complain... :-D


You are going to Marry Josh Hartnett. He is really
shy, but don't let that fool you. He is really
outgoing and sweet with those he loves and will
be loyal to them for the rest of his life.
Congrats!!


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I want to be in this Hoi Polloi

Traffic was exceptionally heavy today up the I-15. I left the office at 4 O'Clock to avoid it, but since I had to go to Sherrie's office to drop of a registration form and thus entered from 2100 South instead of my usual Beck Street exit, I got caught in a hugh traffic-fuck.

I swore I lost five pounds just being in the hot car. Argh. I wish the stupid air conditioning is working. It was hot hot hot! And not in a good sweaty Carribean Beach way either. Especially since I was in my suit (well I did take the jacket off).

Well I am at home now, I do have an event up in Washington Terrace in half an hour, but I decided to come home for a while (since I live half way in between) and let myself and the car have a good cool down.

Back to flaming back

My back is killing me at the moment, I have this knot right in the upper middle section of my back (around the middle of the lower shoulderblades), that is starting to get unbareable. I have never been one to have sore backs or anything (the occasional cramped neck or shoulder from sleeping on it funny, but that is it), thus this annoying pain (not really hurtful, more fraustrating) is really getting to me.

Let your broken fingers do the walking...

Okay, one thing that annoys me more in life then alot of other things is people not returning phonecalls. I always try to answer every single phone call I recieve even ones I don't particularly want to answer. The only tiem I cannot answer the phone is when it is off (ie; in a meeting), I am already on the line to somebody else, phsyically unable to or it is recharging in another room and i don't here the ring.

And even if one of those rare events happen, I try to return the phone call as soon as darn possible. I pride myself on my professional phone ettiquette and it just annoys me ever so slightly that other people do not have the same standard.

Argh.

[/end rant]

Spinning Me Around

Life is no fun when you have a headache. Even with a couple of headache pain releavers, long showers and cold compresses, life just doesn't have the same spark to it.

Argh. Being philosophical about headaches is pretty bad. What is worse is waking up from the headache at some God-forsaken hour of the morning after the headache has gone (thankfully the headache pain releavers finally kicked in).

I have done nothing constructive with my time since being up (then again it is the wee hours of the morning), except doing silly quizzes. But at least I know what mad historical figure I am. Heh.

Well I might as well stay up. I have a breakfast meeting at work today, and I would be getting up in a couple of hours anyway for that.

I think I might have a bowl of fruit loops. Yes. Fruit Loops. I have not had that delicious childhood breakfast treat in years, and I know there is a box of them in the pantry.

Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?

Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey.

Like hel-lo, you're Tori Spelling!

Daughter of legendary crap TV producer Aaron Spelling, you cut your teeth on daddy's high quality programing, and moved on to fantastic TV fare like Co-ed Call Girl, A Friend to Die For, and Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?

In fact, many people argue that you wouldn't be famous if it weren't for your family connections. But as far as those go, it could have been much worse: your brother Randy wound up with a part in Sunset Beach.

In 1994, you also had to have plastic surgery on your nose, due to a particularly nasty parrot bite. Poor dear.

You can tell the world you're an acting in-joke with the following glorious badge:

The Crappy Little Elf Name Generator

My crappy little elf name is Brookbank Merryweather.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

Can you feel it? You seem smaller ... faster ... pointier ... elfier. You too can ride horses in fictitious English countryside settings while spouting utterly wooden, pretentious lines, wishing you were back at home smoking a bowl instead of questing with two hairy toadpeople who clearly wish they were smoking eachother.

Nevertheless. Courageous to the core, your elf name is:


Brookbank Merryweather


Now all you must do is seek out the one true ring. If you know what we mean, fnar fnar.

The Insulting Name Generator

My insulting name is Rimjobber Llamawhacker!
What's yours?

How Compatible Are You?

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, relatively well adjusted human being!
What are you?
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Which Famous Homosexual Are You?

Which Famous Homosexual Are You?
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How spiffing! You're Alexander the Great!

Yeah, baby. You were the King of Macedonia, and conqueror of much of the world; you're responsible for the spread of Christianity, as well as Hellenistic society and even the Roman Empire. Your power was feared for thousands of miles around.

And how gay were you. When you'd conquered Persia, you fell in love with a male courtier from that court - scandalous in those days, because the Persians were believed to be uncivilised barbarians.

You were always really in love with your boyhood friend, Hephaestion, and when he died you were grief-stricken to a legendary degree: convinced that he would live on after death, you passed away soon afterwards.

Does this mean I get Jared Leto? Heh heh heh...

The Mormon Name Generator

My Mormon name is Calbert Kaiden Chipper!
What's yours?

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

You are Charles VI of France, also known as Charles the Mad or Charles the Well-Beloved!

A fine, amiable and dreamy young man, skilled in horsemanship and archery, you were also from a long line of dribbling madmen. King at 12 and quickly married to your sweetheart, Bavarian Princess Isabeau, you enjoyed many happy months together before either of you could speak anything of the other's language. However, after illness you became a tad unstable. When a raving lunatic ran up to your entourage spouting an incoherent prophecy of doom, you were unsettled enough to slaughter four of your best men when a page dropped a lance. Your hair and nails fell out. At a royal masquerade, you and your courtiers dressed as wild men, ending in tragedy when four of them accidentally caught fire and burned to death. You were saved by the timely intervention of the Duchess of Berry's underskirts.

This brought on another bout of sickness, which surgeons countered by drilling holes in your skull. The following months saw you suffer an exorcism, beg your friends to kill you, go into hyperactive fits of gaiety, run through your rooms to the point of exhaustion, hide from imaginary assassins, claim your name was Georges, deny that you were King and fail to recognise your family. You smashed furniture and wet yourself at regular intervals. Passing briefly into erratic genius, you believed yourself to be made of glass and demanded iron rods in your attire to prevent you breaking.

In 1405 you stopped bathing, shaving or changing your clothes. This went on until several men were hired to blacken their faces, hide, jump out and shout "boo!", upon which you resumed basic hygiene. Despite this, your wife continued sleeping with you until 1407, when she hired a young beauty, Odette de Champdivers, to take her place. Isabeau then consoled herself, as it were, with your brother. Her lovers followed thick and fast while you became a pawn of your court, until you had her latest beau strangled and drowned.

A severe fever was fended off with oranges and pomegranates in vast quantities, but you succumbed again in 1422 and died. Your disease was most likely hereditary. Unfortunately, you had anywhere up to eleven children, who variously went on to develop capriciousness, great cruelty, insecurity, paranoia, revulsion towards food and, in one case, a phobia of bridges.

LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT:

LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT:
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating Too Many Vegetables
3. Daddy's New Wife Robert
4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
7. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
8. Grandpa Gets a Casket
9. Strangers Have the Best Candy
10. You Were an Accident
11. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
12. Sometimes Your Nightmares Are Real
13. And Where Would You Like to Be Buried, Li'l Timmy?
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Which James Marsters is for you?"

Your James is Charlemagne Bolivar from Andromeda.

Your James is a strong and powerful man, secure in
himself and in your love.


Which James Marsters is for you?
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