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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Childhood on film

My favorite book as a kid was "Hating Alison Ashley" by Robin Klein, and for any non-Australian reader of mine out there, it has has just been made into a movie which I saw today.

Now seeing something that has been part of your life since you where a kid turned into a movie can be a tricky thing, because sometimes in transfering it to film can seriously fuck up the story and ruin it for all those people seeing it because they love the book so much.

Funnily enough this movie didn't do that. In fact I liked it. Alot. Yeah there where a number of changes, like the kids where now Year 9 instead of Year 6 (which was the biggest change). But in the context of the movie it actually worked quiet well. The other changes where minor and nothing terrible (though writing some romantic tension between Barry Hollis and Erica Yurken was kinda weird).

But the casting was right, heck even Delta Goodrem pulled off the ice princess act quiet well (then again she was pretty much playing herself). Let me just say Alex Cappelli (Barry Hollis) is going to be the next breakout star. He was bloody awesome (and it helps he is a dreamboat).

Over all the movie wasn't perfect, if anything maybe it was a little to true to the book, I read the book enough times as a kid to remember each and ever line and recognised practically every line that was lifted from the book into the movie. A few where definately a little clunky, but then again in these days when Hayden Christensen is treated as a legitimate actor, I can easily forgive a few clunkers, heck it wasn't suppose to be "Citzen Kane".

The characters where there and treated with respect and not just the big ones Like Erica, Alison, Ms Belmont, the Yurken clan and Barry, but also the minor ones like Diane, Nicole, Margaret, Oscar and the rest of the classmates and they where themselves. Diane & Nichole where superficial ninkompoops, Oscar with fat and Margaret was as dumb as a door-post. It was the little things like that made it good.

Though if I was to have one complaint it would be Ms Belmont. She wasn't the frightening, yet totally exhilarating that could scare even the toughest bully type teacher like in the book. Nor did she smoke in the book (since it was mentioned she had non-smokers teeth in the book). Heh, but I am nit-picking.

But overall I really really did enjoy the movie and it is really nice when something from your childhood comes back to you as an adult in such a nice, pleasant way.

Of course... $14 for a fucking movie ticket, during Matinee times no less! What has Australia come to?

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Insert Lame Subject Here

Wow! I got an e-mail from Holly today after not seeing her for over a year. I am glad she is okay.

Computer is giving me the shits though. I cannot seem to play "Press Your Luck" without the fan overheating. Grr... Argh..

Monday, March 28, 2005

Ahoy hoy

Dearly Beloved We Gather Here To Say
Our Goodbyes

Dies Irae - Dies Illa
Kyrie Eleison
Yitgadal V' Yitkadash

Here She Lies
No On Knew Her Worth
The Late Great Daughter Of Mother Earth
On This Night When We Celebrate The Birth
In That Little Town Of Bethlehem
We Raise Our Glass - You Bet Your Ass To -
La Vie Boheme

La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme

To Days Of Inspiration,
Playing Hookey, Making Something
Out Of Nothing, The Need
To Express -
To Communicate,
To Going Against The Grain,
Going Insane,
Going Mad

To Loving Tension, No Pension
To More Than One Dimension,
To Starving For Attention,
Hating Convention, Hating
Pretension,
Not To Mention Of Course,
Hating Dear Old Mom And Dad

To Riding Your Bike,
Midday Past The Three
Piece Suits-
To Fruits - To No Absolutes-
To Absolut - To Choice-
To The Village Voice-
To Any Passing Fad

To Being An Us - For Once-
Instead Of A Them-

La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme

Is The Equipment In A Pyramid?

It Is, Maureen

The Mixer Doesn't Have A Case
Don't Give Me That Face

Ahhemm

Hey Mister-She's My Sister

So That's Five Miso Soup, Four
Seaweed Salad
Three Soy Burger Dinner, Two Tofu
Dog Platter
And One Pasta With Meatless Balls

Ugh

It Tastes The Same

If You Close Your Eyes

An Thirteen Orders Of Fries
Is That It Here?

Wine & Beer!

To Hand-Crafted Beers Made In
Local Breweries
To Yoga, To Yogurt, To Rice And
Beans And Cheese
To Leather, To Dildos
To Curry Vindaloo
To Huevos Rancheros And Maya Angelou

Emotion Devotion, To Causing A
Commotion,
Creation, Vacation

Mucho Masturbation

Compassion, To Fashion, To Passion
When It's New

To Sontag

To Sondheim

To Anything Taboo

Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham And Cage

Lenny Bruce

Langston Hughes

To The Stage

To Uta

To Buddha

Pablo Neruda, Too

Why Dorothy And Toto Went Over The
Rainbow
To Blow Off Auntie Em

La Vie Boheme

And Wipe The Speakers Off Before
You Pack

Yes, Maureen

Well - Hurry Back

Sisters?

We're Close

Brothers!

Bisexuals, Trisexuals, Homo Sapiens
Carcinogens, Hallucinogens, Men,
Pee Wee Herman
German Wine, Turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana

To Apathy, To Entropy, To Empathy, Ecstasy
Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC
To No Shame - Never Playing The
Fame Game

To Marijuana

To Sodomy
It's Between God And Me
To S & M

Waiter...Waiter...Waiter

La Vie Boheme


"La Vie Boheme" (Jonathan Larson)
Slightly cropped.


You know I don't really like the show, but I love that one song. It is such a great philosophy on life.

All Rhode Islandy Out...

Arguably only Todd or Joe will get the reference in the title, but dear Jeebus, I am so sick of Rhode Island now!

Other Rhode Island I did absolutely nothing all day.

Feeling somewhat lightheaded to boot.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Moments like theses... I need a mintie

Okay, I never thought it could even happen to me, but I dropped an honest to jeebus pitch fork on my foot. And no sir-e-bob it wasn't plesant either! It was some old think I made for 8th Grade in my Metalwork Shop class and has been sitting with all the other odds and ends in my cupboard for the last 12 years.

Well I was trying to find a photo CD this evening, (which I still cannot locate!!!) and decided to look in the top of my cupboard (which is full of alot of crap - though abietly alot of well packed crap). I don't even know why I looked in there since I knew it wouldn't be there.

Now I have to suffer the indiganty of having a pitch fork fall on my foot!

Fuck Duke!

Well there goes my NCAA Pick 'Em competition. I had them winning in BOTH Pick 'em tournaments I entered.

Plus my beloved Utahs lost to UK. Okay I wasn't expecting to win that one, heck beating the Scooners alone was worth it.

Good times anyway boys and girls.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

The Claw! The Claw!

I know all about repetitive strang syndrome, but can one get repetitive mouse syndrome? My right hand looks and feels like a claw at the moment after using the mouse for so long. My pinkie is number and the top of my hand aches a little.

I think I will take a break from the mouth for a while.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Currently

42 points in one of the March Madness Pick 'em tournaments, 41 in the other.

How the blazes I am off by one point I don't know. I thought I choose the same teams for both.

Wake Forrest is going to pay big time though.

My final four picks are still in though *knocks on wood*

I knew I was bad but I didn't know I was...

Kim Campbell bad.

Yes I used that phrase in an actual honest to Jeebus sentence today.

I am such a political junkie nerd.

Of course that wasn't the worst of it.

I then in the very same conversation went on the say "It's so bad it might as well enter Eurovision".

Seriously. Hurt me bad.

The six faces of Samantha Carter

Okay after a nice long discussion with [info]seandc, I sort of found out there is at least 6 different version of Samantha Carter running around the Stargate world (Eight if you really want to be technical). Geez I can imagine the sort of scene if they'd all meet up, some sort of slapstick comedy in the mode of Lucille Ball or Joan Blondell instead of "To many Boys" it would be "To many Samantha Carters"!

Hilarity will definatly ensure.

Well tonights episode was well... great but...



Maybe I am a cyncial old bastard but I really don't like Time Travel episodes, they make you think to hard. And I don't mean nice intellectual type thinking, I mean headache-inducing paradox type stuff. Of course if you don't think about that paradox stuff, the episode is rip-roaring fun, but I guess I am to much of a nerd not to.

Jeebus knows why, I was a math nerd at school, not a psyhics nerd.

The Jack-Sam smut tonight was truly excellent. Enough to warm the coccles of any little smutty slashers heart. I am not even sure why I am such a huge fan of Hetsmut when I don't even lean that way myself, but hey it was straight middle age housewives that founded the entire K/S smutty tradition.

Okay having just spoken to Sean, I have just learnt what the nature of a ZPM is. WTF! They travelled back in time, changed the universe chasing nothing but a Durcell Battery!?!?!?! Not exactly the Holy Grail type of object you'd expect Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas to go swinging through the trees for.

And what was up with Nerd!Sam's pronounciation of Antartica? Was it down to show a difference in the Alternative Universe?

Sorry just a wierd nitpick.

I love the movie theme swell during the scene at the end of the episode though.

All in all, the episodes on a thematic level are not bad at all, of course once you scratch the surface I am not sure if they could hold up. All this adventure that 'didn't happen' gets really annoying really fast.

Oh well.

I shouldn't be writing this at 3.15am anyway.

EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Nick Caving about

For the first time in years, I saw the video clip to the Nick Cave/Kylie Minogue duet "Where the Wild Roses Grow". I know Nick's songs have never exactly been Britney bubblegum pop, but good God, that song and videoclip is plain disturbing.

I have to admit, on a completely superficial level, topping that bloody annoying budgie in Kylie Minogue is fun to think about, but actually seeing it happen on the video clip... oy vey.

Sticking the rose in her dead mouth at the end of the song was also rather disturbing on several levels. You know if anything not scene the actual 'killing' take place on screen makes it all that more surreal and creepy. If the killing was on screen, then our desensitized habits in todays CNN 24 hour news culture would kick in, but since we are left to our imagination... then it adds that extra layer of haunting. Very Hitchcockian.

The one major problem is both with the song and the video clip is Nick Cave sounded like he phoned in his performance. I expect more from this man. But I don't know whether he was suppose to sound like he couldn't care less or he was trying to get into the psyche of somebody that just knocked off Kylie Minogue (thus not the level of singing/performance we expect from Nick).

Kylie actually pulled herself off quiet well. I have never been a fan of any degree, but I cannot deny when she wants to sing, she has a decent voice.

Where the Wild Roses Grow.

For the first time in years, I saw the video clip to the Nick Cave/Kylie Minogue duet "Where the Wild Roses Grow". I know Nick's songs have never exactly been Britney bubblegum pop, but good God, that song and videoclip is plain disturbing.

I have to admit, on a completely superficial level, topping that bloody annoying budgie in Kylie Minogue is fun to think about, but actually seeing it happen on the video clip... oy vey.

Sticking the rose in her dead mouth at the end of the song was also rather disturbing on several levels. You know if anything not scene the actual 'killing' take place on screen makes it all that more surreal and creepy. If the killing was on screen, then our desensitized habits in todays CNN 24 hour news culture would kick in, but since we are left to our imagination... then it adds that extra layer of haunting. Very Hitchcockian.

The one major problem is both with the song and the video clip is Nick Cave sounded like he phoned in his performance. I expect more from this man. But I don't know whether he was suppose to sound like he couldn't care less or he was trying to get into the psyche of somebody that just knocked off Kylie Minogue (thus not the level of singing/performance we expect from Nick).

Kylie actually pulled herself off quiet well. I have never been a fan of any degree, but I cannot deny when she wants to sing, she has a decent voice.

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Saturday, March 19, 2005

I love Megan

But she is never on Yahoo! How can I tell her the latest juicy gossip when she is never around!

Oh wait... I don't have any juicy gossip. I got a blister though the other day from my shoes (fucking fake hiking boots). If I squeeze it it will be juicy.

Monday, March 14, 2005

It ain't easy being green when sober

This time last year I was getting piss faced. The same time the year before ditto. And so forth and so on. This year I am as sober as a missionary. And I am not wearing green either.

There is beer out in the shed fridge, but drinking alone just feels so... wrong...

My leg is freaking killing me. After going for a walk to the plaza today it just started to flair up. The upper leg. Bloody hell I am so annoyed as this means I cannot go jogging on it.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Gadgets and Gizmos aplenty

I forgot to buy the newspaper both today and yesterday, sometimes I wonder if I should just pay up and get them home delievered since it always seems to be a chore to get them on the weekend.

Well my mother finally decided to buy me that CD/DVD tower I was suppose to get for my 19th birthday SIX years ago. Okay thank Mum, but for some reason it is just weird to think about getting it. The fact is this present has become somewhat of a running joke in my family since it has always been promised but nobody has ever gotten around to buying it. (I will admit since my CDs are scattered arse end to Tuesday over my room, a proper rack would be nice). Of course these days all my CDs are already converted to MP3 files.

So we went down the the Plaza to Howards Storage World to look at there CD tower display, and of course the one I wanted (Voyager Multimedia Tower) was not available. The sales lady said there would be new stock in, in the next week of two, but seriously I don't think I would get it even if it did come. It will just be strange to actually recieve the Stand after so many years of joking about it.